Seconds items are final sale. No returns on seconds items.
These shorts aren't up to our usual high quality standards ... which is why we are selling them as seconds.
The Slightly Off Shorts
They’re black, they fit (well, more or less),
A humble pair, we must confess.
Not tragic, no—just shy of great,
A tad askew, but up-to-date.
The stitching doesn't always align,
A hem that’s got its own design.
The pattern tried its very best,
But didn’t pass the usual test.
They’re not a flop, they’ve got some charm,
They mostly do their job—no harm.
Yet still we sigh, we know our lore:
We’ve simply nailed it better before.
We know this isn’t the standard you’ve come to expect from us, so we’ve pulled out all the stops behind the scenes to make sure it doesn’t happen again. We take quality seriously—and when something’s not quite right, we own it.
Final sale. No returns on Second items. Just real talk and real value.
100% French terry cotton
For best results wash on a cold gentle cycle with similar colours and dry in the shade
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